Sunday, 31 May 2009

Vengeance

God takes revenge. Evidence of fact:-


My IP address has been blocked from his site.

A few days ago, I wrote the first draft of a story on my laptop (up until now, I always wrote first drafts on paper). Before I could save it, my Mac decided to have its own first by crashing.

A day later, my Twitter account was hacked into and now it's been suspended.

The very next day, I was savoring the flavour of bile the entire night.

And today, my iPod died on me taking with it 20 gigs of my music and some great lectures, none of which I had backed up.


Here's some sage advice for you lot, never piss off old, bearded, sadomasochistic, egomaniacal men who only worked for 6 days in all of eternity. It could come back to bite you in the ass.

8 comments:

Vasudha said...

Rofl. Sorry, but.. rofl. :P

The Dramaqueen said...

God has in all probability blocked all our IP addresses.
I can't get through to the website either.
Spoil sport.

» sahil said...

Well, I don't know about the other stuff, but it seems everyone's IP's have been blocked from that website - I've never been there before, but mine's blocked too. As for your iPod, even if its hard drive has got erased you might be able to recover some stuff - try using Restoration (www.snapfiles.com/get/restoration.html) and Recuva (www.recuva.com/)

Nik said...

Yes, seems everyone's IP address is blocked. That takes the humour away from it...

Sahil, I restored it. It then worked for about 15 minutes after which it "hung" and started to heat up to the point I thought it was trying to cremate itself. So, yeah.. it's gone.

» sahil said...

Oh. Damn.

Vasudha said...

Looks like a lot of mortals are being punished for your horrendous sins. Atonement is called for. :P

On a more serious note, ouch!

Nik said...

A dip in the Ganges should suffice, aye?

Vasudha said...

Aye, it would suffice.